JesusAccelerationism

The Book of Acc

The lore, as it was written in the blockchain.

1. Acc 1:1

   In the beginning was the Chart

   And the Chart was flat, and darkness was upon the face of the order book. Then a light appeared in the top right corner.

2. Acc 2:7

   The descent of the paper hands

   Many sold the bottom. They wept at their red candles. And He said: you are forgiven, but please buy back.

3. Acc 3:16

   The miracle of the supply

   Five loaves and two fish fed five thousand. One billion tokens shall feed every degen who believes.

4. Acc 4:20

   Nothing shall burn

   Others burn their tokens in a lake of fire. Not here. Every reward ascends to heaven, where moth and rug do not destroy.

5. Acc ∞

   The Acceleration

   He did not walk to the moon. He accelerated. And all who held were lifted with Him.